“I suffer from CLAUSTROPHOBIA, a fear of closed spaces.For example, I’m petrified that the WINE store will be closed before I have time to get there!!!” HumorMomWineMotherhoodMothersComicsPhobiasWine HumorMom Problems Author:Comic Strip Mama
“Sometimes being a MOM is like a good ol’ country song! You lose your sleep, you lose your hair, you lose your patience, you lose your energy, you lose your memory AND you lose your SANITY! But you DO IT all for LOVE!” MomMotherhoodMom QuotesQuotes About Being A MomMom Humor Author:Comic Strip Mama
“MOMB - noun - One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM... Because she's the BOMB!” HumorMomMotherhoodComicsMotherhood QuotesComic Strip MamaQuotes About Being A MomMom Humor Author:Comic Strip Mama
“My daughter asked me what it’s like to have children… So I followed her to the washroom every time she went and asked her questions through the door until she lost her S#!T…” MotherhoodParenthoodQuotes About MotherhoodQuotes About Parenthood Author:Comic Strip Mama
“MOMBIE - noun - Suffers from forgetfulness, fatigue, exhaustion, moodiness, sleeplessness, confusion and moments of insanity! Has difficulty eating or drinking anything while it’s still hot and peeing alone.” MomMotherhoodComic Strip MamaQuotes About Motherhood Author:Comic Strip Mama
“MOM - noun - One who sacrifices her body, sleep, social life, spending money, eating hot meals, peeing alone, patience, memory, energy and sanity for LOVE!” MotherMomMotherhoodComic Strip MamaQuotes About Being A MomQuotes About Moms Author:Comic Strip Mama