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Famous Daniel Handler Quotes
“You’re just jealous of me because I’m a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian!”
“One cannot spend forever sitting and solving the mysteries of oone's history.”
“If we wait until we're ready, we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives.”
“If you wish to avoid an unpleasant story you had best put this book down”
“Take it back, Ed. Take it all back.”
“It doesn't take courage to kill someone,' Klaus said. 'It takes a severe lack of moral stamina.”
“If everyone fought fire with fire, the whole world would go up in smoke.”
“Troublesome things tend to remain troublesome no matter how many times you do them.”
“There are many things in life that become different if you take a long look at them.”
“I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did.”
“who would dare think that, forever? Some idiot girl who wouldn’t know how things played out.”
“Dumping you times infinity. Still not enough.”
“I’m not a cuckoo, either. I’m a fool is what.”
“What you don't read is often as important as what you do read.”
“I hadn't even been looking, not for you, and now you were my heart's desire.”
“I started making plans, thinking we would get that far.”
“...the moron who thought love was forever.”
“-Most people would say that she's beautiful. -That's because she's been with most people.”