“If I were in the President's place, I would not get a chance to resign. I would be lying in a pool of my own blood hearing Mrs. Armey, standing over me, saying, 'How do I reload this damn thing?'” IfsWould BeLyingPresidentChanceMy OwnBloodStandingHearingDamnPoolDamn Things Author:Dick Armey
“At least if we don't close down the Environmental Protection Agency, we at least put a snaffle bit on them and ride the pony down.” IfsBitsEnvironmentalProtectionAgencyEnvironmental ProtectionPonies Author:Dick Armey
“After months of lies, the president [Bill Clinton] has given millions of people around the world reason to doubt that he has sent Americans into battle for the right reason. The suspicion some people have about the president's motives in this attack is itself a powerful argument for impeachment.” PeopleIfsWorldShouldBelieveReasonFactsShowsFacesLyingGivenI BelieveNationsPresidentAbilityMillionsDoubtMonthsBattleLosingSakeRefuseTrialsAround The WorldDeceitSenate Author:Dick Armey
“Government is saying to the average citizen every January 1: 'For the next five months you'll be working for us, for goals we shall determine. Is that clear? After May 5 you may look after your own needs and ambitions, but report back to us next January. Now move along.' ... If nearly half of what you make is spent by someone else, that means that half your work time is spent working for someone else. Call me a radical, but I think that comes dangerously close to being a form of indentured servitude.” IfsThinkingNeedsLooksMayMeanGovernmentMovingFormNextGoalHalfClearFiveMonthsCitizensAmbitionAverageDetermineRadicalReportsCall MeJanuaryServitudeJanuary 1 Author:Dick Armey