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Elves of Fate: Denial

Book by E.V. Drake · 12 quotes · Elves, Fate, Funny

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“Why are you going to the library?” he asked. “There’s these things called books, made of parchment and leather. Yeah, you might like them if they have dead animal hide!”

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“You are his mate for all intents and purposes, and with that comes the responsibility of caring for his…booboos.”

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“You foxing liar!”

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“Yes, there’s a problem. I’m not that difficult to live with; you don’t need to throw yourself off the building!”

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“You are no longer required. This woman has someone worthier who will respect her and tear your spine out through your anus should you attempt to contact her again.”

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“Caleb, there’s a fluffy rat in the lounge… can I roast it?!” “I believe that is Ms Birch’s companion and not socially acceptable to consume.” “You fucking lunatic!”

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“She maimed me!” He shrieked at his brother. “Aren’t you going to do something?”

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“What the ever-loving fuck is this?”

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“There’s no such satisfaction quite like seeing the revered and feared Lord Killian blindsided by a three-year-old’s randomly dropped ‘Fuck off, Wanker!’ during an official banquet. It really is true to the adage from the mouths of babes.”

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“Lady Fate, what is your greatest weapon?” Max frowned. “My extensive fucking vocabulary and razor-sharp wit!” I wanted to cry. This was so stupid.”

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“I glanced around the table and found Kyan staring down at the table. I knew for a fact he wasn’t sleeping, not here among such others – he was far too cautious for that. I smiled to myself when I saw the edge of a page as it turned – typical of him to be reading at a banquet that all territories would kill to attend.”

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“What the f—!” A shadow fell over me, halting the expletives as I stared in horror at my bicycle. “I had to take measures.” Zak, ears tucked away again, folded his arms. “But my wheels!” I gawked. “Wasn’t one enough? You removed both!” “As I said, measures were taken.” He looked at his pocket watch. “Were you meant to be somewhere?”

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