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“Fuck off, you crazy bastard!” That ‘goddess’ raced along the path and lept over a large rose bush, charging right towards us like a wild boar. “Don’t be such a baby—It was once! Get over it already!”

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Book:Elves of Fate: Denial

Source: Elves of Fate: Denial

“Oh, fuck. I just stabbed the general.”

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Book:Elves of Fate: Denial

Source: Elves of Fate: Denial

“Poor little fox, all fuzzy and annoyed.”

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Book:Elves of Fate: Denial

Source: Elves of Fate: Denial

“But… I can see inside.” I pointed. “Look, there was a brain in there after all!”

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Book:Elves of Fate: Denial

Source: Elves of Fate: Denial

“- [ ] “Right, well. Cheryl from downstairs, it’s great to see your ankle is miraculously healed, but I’d like it if, in future, you wouldn’t invite my fiancé into your apartment with designs on getting him naked. He’s all too comfortable discarding his clothes, and I haven’t taught him about stranger danger yet. So if you wouldn’t mind backing the fuck off, I’d appreciate it.”

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Book:Elves of Fate: Denial

Source: Elves of Fate: Denial