e-v-drake Quotes About humour

“That’s really mean, Zero. What did I say about using your words?” Kino, a handsome silver-furred fox, peeled himself away from the wall nearby, trying his best to convey an admonishing stare. “Be nice or don't speak.” “Then, I can be mean if I don't say a word?” Aya sneered. Kino blanched.”

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Book:The Scribemaster Chronicles

Source: The Scribemaster Chronicles

“Why are you going to the library?” he asked. “There’s these things called books, made of parchment and leather. Yeah, you might like them if they have dead animal hide!”

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Book:Elves of Fate: Denial

Source: Elves of Fate: Denial

“You are his mate for all intents and purposes, and with that comes the responsibility of caring for his…booboos.”

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Book:Elves of Fate: Denial

Source: Elves of Fate: Denial

“You foxing liar!”

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Book:Elves of Fate: Denial

Source: Elves of Fate: Denial

“Yes, there’s a problem. I’m not that difficult to live with; you don’t need to throw yourself off the building!”

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Book:Elves of Fate: Denial

Source: Elves of Fate: Denial

“One day Tiris would catch Kino merrily skipping along, having stirred up mischief somewhere. So far, no one had ever caught sight of it, but they all sensed that the skipping occurred.”

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Book:The Scribemaster Chronicles

Source: The Scribemaster Chronicles

“While in my presence, you will refrain from using such words. You are a woman of intelligence with a vast vocabulary. Use it. Without cursing.” “But cursing is way more fun.” She blinked innocently. The need to mess with him was a deliciously overwhelming urge almost as great as those other urges. She was annoyed at him and herself. “It’s just so fucking great!”

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Book:The Scribemaster Chronicles

Source: The Scribemaster Chronicles

“You are no longer required. This woman has someone worthier who will respect her and tear your spine out through your anus should you attempt to contact her again.”

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Book:Elves of Fate: Denial

Source: Elves of Fate: Denial

“Caleb, there’s a fluffy rat in the lounge… can I roast it?!” “I believe that is Ms Birch’s companion and not socially acceptable to consume.” “You fucking lunatic!”

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Book:Elves of Fate: Denial

Source: Elves of Fate: Denial

“She maimed me!” He shrieked at his brother. “Aren’t you going to do something?”

Funny Humour Dragon Elves

Book:Elves of Fate: Denial

Source: Elves of Fate: Denial

“What the ever-loving fuck is this?”

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Book:Elves of Fate: Denial

Source: Elves of Fate: Denial

“There’s no such satisfaction quite like seeing the revered and feared Lord Killian blindsided by a three-year-old’s randomly dropped ‘Fuck off, Wanker!’ during an official banquet. It really is true to the adage from the mouths of babes.”

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Book:Elves of Fate: Denial

Source: Elves of Fate: Denial

“Lady Fate, what is your greatest weapon?” Max frowned. “My extensive fucking vocabulary and razor-sharp wit!” I wanted to cry. This was so stupid.”

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Book:Elves of Fate: Denial

Source: Elves of Fate: Denial

“I glanced around the table and found Kyan staring down at the table. I knew for a fact he wasn’t sleeping, not here among such others – he was far too cautious for that. I smiled to myself when I saw the edge of a page as it turned – typical of him to be reading at a banquet that all territories would kill to attend.”

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Book:Elves of Fate: Denial

Source: Elves of Fate: Denial

“What the f—!” A shadow fell over me, halting the expletives as I stared in horror at my bicycle. “I had to take measures.” Zak, ears tucked away again, folded his arms. “But my wheels!” I gawked. “Wasn’t one enough? You removed both!” “As I said, measures were taken.” He looked at his pocket watch. “Were you meant to be somewhere?”

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Book:Elves of Fate: Denial

Source: Elves of Fate: Denial

“Can I ask a question?” Kino watched the centaur leave, then smiled at the Prime. “If it is: 'can I sit on the throne?', my answer is the same as the other nine hundred and eighty-six times you asked.”

Funny Humour Fox

Book:The Scribemaster Chronicles

Source: The Scribemaster Chronicles

“Right. Then I guess the next step is getting in closer.” Kino grinned. “I volunteer!” “No,” they said in unison. “Spoilsports.”

Funny Humour Fox

Book:The Scribemaster Chronicles

Source: The Scribemaster Chronicles

“Hyde? You gotta be shitting me! If Theo’s last name was Jekyll, she was doing a runner immediately!”

Funny Humour Fox

Book:The Scribemaster Chronicles

Source: The Scribemaster Chronicles

“Oh, dear. Have I broken you with my suave beauty already? I thought I'd have to seduce you a little first.”

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Book:The Scribemaster Chronicles

Source: The Scribemaster Chronicles

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