“Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness of his children.” MenWantChildrenTalkingYouthOur ChildrenYour ChildrenSmartness Author:E. W. Howe
“If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.” IfsChildrenHomeWould BeSchoolFunnyMotherParentMadnessFilledParentingInsaneBeing A MomAsylumsAway From HomeFunny ParentingInsane AsylumSchool Time Author:E. W. Howe
“Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.” ChildrenFamilyBabySorryMeaningfulShowersMy BabyNewbornNewborn BabyNew Baby Boy Author:E. W. Howe
“Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough.” ChildrenHandsBigsEasyParentRaisesParentingRaising ChildrenBiscuitsDoughFunny ParentingFunny Parent Author:E. W. Howe