“If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.” IfsChildrenHomeWould BeSchoolFunnyMotherParentMadnessFilledParentingInsaneBeing A MomAsylumsAway From HomeFunny ParentingInsane AsylumSchool Time Author:E. W. Howe
“None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.” DoeShowsFunnyRecordsMoralityMarriedAdamAncestorBoastAncestryAdam And Eve Author:E. W. Howe
“Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.” MenHumorFunnyLiteratureCrimeFindingsSavedLockedThievesLocked UpCrime And Criminals Author:E. W. Howe
“Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start.” IfsFunnyTimeGet UpFarmersPunctualityPunctual Author:E. W. Howe
“One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool” FunnySidesFrontsFoolGoatsMules Author:E. W. Howe
