“An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.” ShowsWomenStudyRecordsHusbandShotsPoliceDishes Author:Earl Wilson
“Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.” ThinkingStillsSexWomenOppositesLiberationAttractiveBaldness Author:Earl Wilson
“To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.” MenWomenSellsBargains Author:Earl Wilson
