“I'm not a cruel man. I mean, technically I'm not a man at all.” HumorCrueltyRobotAndroid Book:The Scorpion Rules Source: The Scorpion Rules
“Dad picks Denver [to get his rabies shots], and he's totally fine, but he's going to be away for three days. "Just like Jesus," Mom says. I can hear the phone say, "Isobel!” HumorFunnyYoung AdultMiddle GradeRabies Book:Simon Sort of Says Source: Simon Sort of Says