“You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.”
“You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.”
“Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.”
“My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.”
“If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.”