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“The night was eerily silent, save for the crackle of the fire and some farts of fear from the tent that Rip affectionately called “fear-ts.”

Book:Joe the Alien

Source: Joe the Alien

“A man without a heart‬ is like a bean without a fart.‬ ‭”

Heart Fart Bean

Book:We're Off

Source: We're Off

“I prefer the wit of Shakespeare or Mark Twain. But, truth be told, to get a laugh, a cheap laugh, all you have to do is..." Rip interrupted with another well-timed fart.”

Humor Wit Shakespeare Fart Mark Twain

Book:Joe the Alien

Source: Joe the Alien

“Wolfstan, proud of his alleged ability to fart his friends’ names, and, beside him, the only child thus far to be impressed by his talent: Bert.”

Book:Betwixt Forest and Fell: House of the Crown of the Prince of the...

Source: Betwixt Forest and Fell: House of the Crown of the Prince of the...

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