“There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil.” Too MuchModerationPencilsGentility Author:H. Allen Smith
“Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work.” MeanMoralHandleManners Author:H. Allen Smith
“On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.” MenLibertyMorningEqualHumorousIndependenceSlaveEqualityCivil WarInsultScorePatrioticDedicatedCynicismContinentsAltruismPropositionsMondaySeven Years4th Of JulyJulyJerkAmerican Civil WarIndependence DayMonday MorningAmerican PatrioticGreat PatrioticBeing EqualGreat PresidentsGettysburgJuly 4th 1776Equality Of PeopleEquality For AllIndependence And FreedomHappy Independence Day Usa4th Of July InspirationalAmerican SlaverySlavery In AmericaLiberty And EqualityEquality Of ManFourth Of July Inspirational4th Of July WishesUs Independence DayFunny 4th Of JulyGettysburg AddressFunny Monday Author:H. Allen Smith
“Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people.” PeopleHumansHuman BeingsNiceTheoryCommunistNice People Author:H. Allen Smith
“Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.” PeopleWorldFactsAcceptingCatBetter Off Book:Rhubarb Source: Rhubarb
“We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.” IfsNeedsBelieveHumansWholeRaceHealthyLaughterHuman RaceExpensesHearty Author:H. Allen Smith
“The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.” HumansPassionAnimalListsHuman AnimalPrimatesTotems Author:H. Allen Smith
“Hate-on-the-highway is an institution occupying a high place in our modern civilization....The godawful glares that drivers exchange as they pass each other, the mutual hatred between motorist and pedestrian, these manifestations seem to constitute the ultimate in righteous wrath.” SeemsHateModernCivilizationHatredUltimateInstitutionsManifestationMutualDriversRighteousWrathHighwaysGlarePedestriansHigh PlacesModern Civilization Author:H. Allen Smith
