“All of them are the same type; girls with overprocessed hair and too much makeup and way too much access to Daddy’s credit cards. Girls who, if you took away the designer labels, hair dye and cover-up, wouldn’t be more than average-looking, but with all that stuff look too plastic to be pretty.” HumorTruthFunnyBeautySocietyMakeupGirlsPlasticFactFace Book:Speechless Source: Speechless
“I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears of man pain over the phone, but he sounded upset.” HumorFunnyHumour Book:Saving June Source: Saving June
“Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?” FunnyHumourSarcasmStalkingHarper ScottJake TolanSaving JuneHannah Harrington Book:Saving June Source: Saving June