“Lloyd didn’t even flinch, he didn’t even try to dodge when Mr. Rogers swiped the nearest utensil and went to stab him in the neck. Feng caught his arm just as the spoon dipped in Lloyd’s jugular. “Dude, what are you doing?” he hissed. “Committing murder. Give me a second.” “With a spoon? No, you’re not. Not now at least.” Lloyd gave him a ‘What the Hell?’ look that he ignored.” FunnyFriendshipHumourMurderApocalypseSpoons Book:Earth Sucks Source: Earth Sucks
“You need to rethink your definition of 'nice'." "Why?" "Because if we were stuck together I'd leave you behind. I'm not your 'nice terrant.' I could kill you if I wanted to." "So nice.” Science FictionYoung AdultSarcasmSurvival StoryAlien InvasionFunny RomanceTeasing BanterPost ApocalypseAlienation Versus Humanity Book:Earth Sucks Source: Earth Sucks
“I would have to have a head filled with nokwold petals to not notice.” At Feng’s confused frown, she awkwardly mumbled, “They’re… they make you… loopy… and inebriated." "You eat petals to get drunk?" "Would you please focus?” FunnyFictionHumorousDrunkAliensInvasionAlien Apocalypse Book:Earth Sucks Source: Earth Sucks