“Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.” Women Author:Homer Simpson
“Trying is the first step towards failure". - Homer Simpson” Homer SimpsonSimpsons Author:Homer Simpson
“Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?” ComedyHomerJerksHomer SimpsonSimpsonsHomer Simpson Quotes Author:Homer Simpson
“When will you people learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment and things have never been better. The streets are safe, old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys and the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free, for as the old saying goes, 'Let your children run wild and free.” HumorNerdyHomer SimpsonThe Simpsons Author:Homer Simpson