“It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.” IfsMenWifeOkayUglyCommitAdulteryCommitting Adultery Author:Howard Stern
“I'm a parent, and I regulate what my kids listen to. I don't need the government to be the parent. If I'm a crappy parent, then I need the government involved.” IfsNeedsGovernmentKidsParentInvolved Author:Howard Stern
“I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.” IfsI CanFunnyFunJokesBoringBoredProfanityBeing Funny Author:Howard Stern
“And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it.” IfsStrongStuffEmotionRadioUglyRangeApologyApologizingRange Of Emotions Author:Howard Stern
“If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.” IfsChristianWorryCommitted Author:Howard Stern
