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Ian Doescher, born in 1977, is a talented writer known for his unique style and reimagining of classic literature. His works are renowned for their humorous and modern retellings of classic stories.

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Famous Ian Doescher Quotes

“There is no vessel that hath me, For I can pilot anything that flies.”

Star Wars Poe Dameron The Force Awakens

Book:William Shakespeare's The Force Doth Awaken

Source: William Shakespeare's The Force Doth Awaken

“A vessel swift of flight," though say'st? Hast thou Not heard of the Millenn'um Falcon, Sir? 'Tis but the ship that hath the Kessel run Accomplish'd in twelve parsecs,”

Star Wars Reference

Author:Ian Doescher

“„REY I’d rather not be in thy presence now. KYLO Yea, also could I say the same to thee. REY [aside:] How shall I speak to this deshirted man And hope to focus on the conversation? [To Kylo:] Say, wherefore didst thou hate thy father kind? Hast thou no cloak or towel thou canst use? [Kylo dons his doublet.”

Star Wars Shakespeare The Last Jedi Force Bond

Book:William Shakespeare's Jedi the Last: Star Wars Part the Eighth

Source: William Shakespeare's Jedi the Last: Star Wars Part the Eighth

“What is thy story, rounded round rotund one?”

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Book:William Shakespeare's Jedi the Last: Star Wars Part the Eighth

Source: William Shakespeare's Jedi the Last: Star Wars Part the Eighth

“If flurries be the food of quests, snow on.”

Ifs Snow Quests

Author:Ian Doescher

“I watched the Star Wars trilogy with some good friends of mine for the first time in a few years, I read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies-one of those first mashup books-and then I went to the Oregon Shakespeare Festival with my family.”

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Author:Ian Doescher

“My favorite play is Hamlet. It was my first love when it comes to Shakespeare, and I've read it and seen it performed more than just about every other Shakespeare play. I've had the "To be or not to be" monologue memorized since I was 15, and it's just really close to my heart.”

Firsts Heart Play My Heart My Favorite First Love Monologues Be Or Not To Be Close To My Heart Shakespeare Play

Author:Ian Doescher

“I do a lot of writing in my capacity as the creative director for a marketing agency. These days, though, I'm trying to write a little bit most evenings just to keep the creative juices flowing.”

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Author:Ian Doescher

“Trying to write while I'm distracted definitely doesn't work for me. I'm also a compulsive saver of my files, so every writing session ends with me emailing what I've written to myself, just in case.”

Writing Trying Ends Cases Written Session Distracted Files

Author:Ian Doescher

“I do think any modern storyteller is influenced by the stories we all grow up with and become familiar with, our shared cultural narratives.”

Thinking Stories Grows Growing Up Modern Familiar Narrative Storyteller

Author:Ian Doescher

“Mostly, I hope that by having some fun with Shakespeare's style I'll encourage young people who are intimidated by Shakespeare to give him a try.”

People Giving Trying Young Fun Style Intimidated

Author:Ian Doescher

“- Be thou not technical with me,/Or else thine input valve may swift receive/a hearty helping of my golden foot.”

May Helping Feet Golden Input Hearty Valve

Author:Ian Doescher

“[Luke, holding stormtrooper helmet.] Alas, poor stormtrooper, I knew ye not,/ yet have I taken both uniform and life/ From thee. What manner of a man wert thou?/ A man of inf'nite jest or cruelty?/ A man with helpmate and with children too?/ A man who hath his Empire serv'd with pride?/ A man, perhaps, who wish'd for perfect peace?/ What'er thou wert, goodman, thy pardon grant/ Unto the one who took thy place: e'en me.”

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Author:Ian Doescher

“This Force, by troth, I'll never comprehend! It doth control and also doth obey? And 'tis within and yet it is beyond, 'Tis both inside and yet outside one's self? What paradox! What fickle-natur'd pow'r! Aye: frailty, thy name-- belike--is Force.”

Self Names Force Paradox Frailty Fickle Pow

Author:Ian Doescher

“O help/ Me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, help. Thou art/ Mine only hope. -Leia Organa”

Art Helping Mines Help Me Leia Obi Wan Kenobi

Author:Ian Doescher

“True it is,/ That these are not the droids for which thou search'st. -Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi”

Author:Ian Doescher

“I pray thee, sir, forgive me for the mess/And whether I shot first, I'll not confess. - Han Solo”

Firsts Praying Shots Forgiving Mess Thee Solo I Pray Forgive Me

Author:Ian Doescher

About the Author

Born: 1977
Known for: Writer
Quotes: 17

Books & Sources

William Shakespeare's Jedi the Last: Star Wars Part the EighthRelated source material

William Shakespeare's The Force Doth AwakenRelated source material

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