“It turns out that conservationism can be fun, with the news that the Norwegian red king crab - which weighs in at an impressive full kilo of juicy crabby goodness per shell - must be eaten as much as possible, because it's scoffing all the other fish in Norway. In fact, it would be remiss of all of us if we didn't eat as many of these buggers as we possible can every week because they now provide a genuine ecological threat to fellow marine life. So, c'mon vegetarians. Let's see how much you really care about the environment.” IfsFactsWould BeCareFunnyTurnsFunAnimalEnvironmentWeekKingsGoodnessNewsRedFellowsThreatFishesGenuineVegetarianShellsMarineImpressiveEcologicalCrabsJuicyNorwayMarine LifeNorwegiansScoffing Author:Ian O'Doherty
“Are we expected to live in a world where we can no longer send death threats to colleagues via email? Where we can no longer IM other people to suggest physically improbable and morally dodgy sexual practices? Where doctoring photos of people to place them in legally compromising positions is frowned upon? Who wants to live in that sort of world? Not this column, that's for sure.” PeopleWorldWantPracticePositionComputerThreatExpectedCompromiseColleaguesEmailColumnsImprobableDoctoring Author:Ian O'Doherty