“I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.” ThinkingFashionStyleHairRefuseCleverEyebrowsChinsFunny Girlfriend Author:Janette Barber
“When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn't taste that bad.” FirstsFourTasteWeightCarefulDietsBe CarefulGarbageCookiesDietingSprayFunny FoodFunny Diet Author:Janette Barber