“Do you know what irony is, de Leon? They make swords out of it, don't they? Mix it with coally and hit it with a hammery?” HumorHumourIronySarcasmIrony QuotesGallows HumorSarcastic QuotesGallows HumourBlackadder Book:Empire of the Vampire Source: Empire of the Vampire
“Do you remember that time we were acolytes and you talked me out of doing something I desperately wanted by appealing to my sensible side?" The boy tilted his head. "...NO." "Me either” HumorMiaTric Book:Darkdawn Source: Darkdawn
“since i will not send this, i also feel it is my duty to inform you that almost six months on I think I still love you and that makes me sad becaue love shouldn’t feel this way. is like getting kicked in the stomach every time i think of you and it makes me want to roll my face across this keyboardbiu;///ubEWdcfhugiov’byhi;.//////-=‘-0i9juh8ygtfdcsaazs34defg7uefg7u8hi9o0p8hi9o0p-[[09ju8dcsaazs34d9o0p-[[09.” HumorDrunkEzra Mason Book:Illuminae Source: Illuminae