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Jeaniene Frost is an American fantasy novelist, best known for her vampire series. Her works blend elements of romance, horror, and fantasy, and have gained immense popularity among readers.

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“Paranormal fiction offers authors - and readers - the chance to answer the question, what if? All the different ways that question can be answered make for extremely entertaining reading.”

Ifs Way Different Reading Chance Answers Fiction Reader Offers Different Ways Paranormal What If Entertaining

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“If you run from me, I will chase you, and I'll find you.”

Ifs Running Cat And Bones

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“You can hear my dreams? God, you must never get any quiet. I'd be shooting myself in the head if I were you.”

Ifs Dream Quiet Shooting

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“If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you confessed to.”

Ifs Ears Catholic Priests Rubies

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“I missed you every minute this week and I don't want to spend another day without you. If my mom disowns me for being with a vampire, then that's her decision, but I've made mine, and I won't apologize of back down from it.”

Ifs Want Made Decision Week Minutes Mines Mom My Mom Vampire Apologizing Halfway Without You Another Day Missed You I Missed You

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“And yet when i finally drifted of in that barely conscious state where logic was absent and dreams encroached i could almost hear bone's voice. he was whispering that same promise he'd made to me months ago when our relationship started and i wondered if it was a sign - and if he'd really meant it. If you run from me i'll chase you. And i'll find you.”

Ifs Made States Dream Running Voice Months Promise Conscious Logic Bones Our Relationship Absent Whispering

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“My father was English. He date-raped my mother so she's hated English men ever since. You know my boyfriend's English, and I'm, uh, I'm half-English, which she's never been real happy about. If she finds out I'm dating someone English, she'll ah, think I' turning my back on her and becoming a foreigner.' Cathy, that's the stupidest reason I've ever heard.”

Ifs Thinking Knows Men Real Reason Mother Father Half Heard Becoming Dating Hated Halfway Foreigners My Boyfriend Stupidest Cathy Dating Someone Been Real

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“Kitten, you need to make a decision. Either we stay here and behave or we leave now and I promise you”—his voice dipped lower and the words fell against my lips—“if we leave, I won’t behave.”

Ifs Needs Voice Decision Promise Lips Behave I Promise Kitten

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“We are not helpless...Many times in our lives we’ve been powerless, but not this night. Right now we have the power to choose the manner in which we die. If you have been a master of nothing else in all your days, you are now a master of this moment. And I for one am going to give such an answer to this insult that others will dearly regret not being by my side to see it!”

Ifs Giving Has Beens Moments Night Dies Sides Answers Our Lives Masters Regret Right Now Insult Helpless Powerless

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“And there is my payment the rubies in your cheeks. Are you properly scandalized by your wicked behavior? If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you confessed to. Do you remember making me swear to repeat all those naughty actions agian, no matter what you said this morning?" Now that he brought it up, I did recall saying that. Great Betrayed by my own immorality. "God, Bones...some of that was depraved." "I'll take that as a compliment." He closed the distance between us."I love you. Don't be ashamed of anything we did, even if your prudery is on life support.”

“Don't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a child.”

Ifs Children Romance Kissing Treats Kiss Me

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“As if Spade's chivalry would allow him to do anything to a woman. The harshest punishment she could imagine him dishing out to Cat would be refusing to open a door for her.”

Ifs Would Be Imagine Doors Cat Punishment Chivalry Spades

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“You arrogant, overpublicized, showy old bat, what are you waiting for? Aren't you the king of all bogeymen? The legend children fear will devour them if they misbehave? Come on Vlad, live up to your reputation! If you can't burn to death one Egyptian vampire chained to a wall how did you ever drive the Turks from Romania?”

Ifs Children Waiting Wall Kings Reputation Vampire Legends Arrogant Bats Egyptian Chained Romania Showy

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“If I’d known you were such a lush, I’d have given you the cheap stuff. Going to go out with a bang, are you?”

Ifs Given Stuff Known Bangs Lush

Book:Halfway to the Grave: A Night Huntress Novel

Source: Halfway to the Grave: A Night Huntress Novel

“Bubbles. On a scale of one to ten, a bubble bath has to rank zero as far as things I'd expect an older-than-dirt-badass vampire to indulge in. The only thing that would surprise me more would be if you pulled out a rubber ducky. -Kira to Mencheres”

Ifs Would Be Ten Surprise Scales Vampire Zero Bubbles Dirt Badass Baths Indulge Indulge In Rubber Surprise Me Kira Bubble Bath Mencheres

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“Lewis obediently stared at her, and Kira tried to make her voice sound confident. "You don’t feel anything. You’re not afraid." "I am," came Vlad’s immediate reply. "If you tell him wolves are the children of the night next, I might hurt myself laughing."”

Ifs Feels Children Might Night Next Sound Voice Hurt Laughing Not Afraid Kira

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“If I die, I will wait for you, do you understand? No matter how long. I will watch from beyond to make sure you live every year you have to its fullest, and then we’ll have so much to talk about when I see you again… (Bones)”

Ifs Years Long Matter Romance Death Dies Waiting Watches Bones You Again I Will Wait For You

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“Dead or not, you must be bored with women telling you how you look like the hottest, most exotic wet dream they’ve ever had. No wonder the thought of you, grapes, and some scented massage oils crossed my mind – and if you drop that towel again, I’m going to need a cold shower.”

Ifs Needs Mind Looks Dream Wonder Cold Oil Bored Wet Showers Grapes Exotic Massage Towels Hottest Thoughts Of You Wet Dreams Mencheres

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“Don't squander what you have. If you do, you'll spend the rest of your days regretting it.”

Book:At Grave's End: A Night Huntress Novel

Source: At Grave's End: A Night Huntress Novel

“I love you, Kitten. Don't try to get out of this. We'll see if you love me when I pay you back. Even then I will love you, Bones called out as I stomped away.”

Ifs Trying Pay Love You Bones Kitten If You Love Me

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“It's fine, Mencheres. Though if you'd told me I was about to meet such a legendary vampire, I would have grabbed the nicer silk drapery to wear instead," she replied, meeting Vlad's coppery green gaze with an arched brow.”

Ifs Fine Green Meetings Vampire Silk Brows Legendary Mencheres

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“No, I'm too tired to run, and you're too fast. You'd only catch me." "That's right, luv." Softly, but with unyielding resonance. "if you run from me, I'll chase you. And I'll find you. Bones said.”

Ifs Said Running Tired Bones Resonance Catch Me Unyielding

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch”

Ifs Want Mean Stills Might Watches Right Now Angry Careful Sod

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“Luscious, aren't I, poppet? Go on, stare. I don't mind.” -“You look like a Dracula porn movie reject” -“Let‟s not speak of him. Like the devil, Vlad might appear if we do.” Denise & Ian”

Ifs Mind Looks Might Speak Goes On Devil Staring Rejects

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“I’ve wanted you from the moment we met, and if you think sitting next to me in your bra doesn’t overwhelm me with desire, you’re very wrong. I just don’t force myself where I’m not invited. (Bones)”

Ifs Thinking Moments Wanted Desire Next Force Mets Sitting Bones Invited Bras

Book:Halfway to the Grave: A Night Huntress Novel

Source: Halfway to the Grave: A Night Huntress Novel

“Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)”

Ifs Asks Bones Ask Me Sparkle Where You Stand

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“Be good only if being bad ain't more fun.”

Ifs Fun Be Good Being Bad

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“Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-" "Ask me if I sparkle and I'll kill you where you stand," Bones cut him off with utmost seriousness.”

Ifs Knows Mind Real Reading Asks Ability Fiction Cutting Bones Vampire Ask Me Seriousness Sparkle Where You Stand Mind Reading

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“"If you’d refrain from slamming my face any more into this dirty rock floor, I’ll do whatever you like," was his even reply. "Fancy letting my head go?" "Sure," I said with an unpleasant snicker, not relinquishing an ounce of pressure. "How about I let you floss with my jugular as well? I don’t think so."”

Ifs Thinking Wells Said Faces Rocks Cat Pressure Dirty Fancy Refrain Spades Relinquishing Snickers

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“Are you having performance issues?” I asked in surprise. “Bite your tongue,” Vlad said, with a snort. “I was seeing if Dermot understood sign language, but from the look on his face, it seems not.”

Ifs Looks Said Seems Faces Language Issues Seeing Understood Performances Surprise Tongue Bites Sign Language

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“...But the one thing that I would never, ever recover from would be losing you. You made me promise before to go on if that happened, but Bones, I wouldn't want to. - Cat from This Side of the Grave”

Ifs Want Made Would Be Sides Happened One Thing Goes On Promise Losing Cat Bones Graves

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“This was a dream. A very bad, bad dream, brought on by liver poisoning from too many gin and tonics. Here it was, a deal with the devil. At what price my soul? He watched me expectantly and threateningly all at the same time. If I said no, I knew what would happen. Save the glass, waitress, I’m drinking from the bottle! Happy hour, with my neck on tap. If I said yes, I’d be agreeing to a partnership with pure evil.”

“But the main point is that he still had swimmers in his sacks.” “Excuse me?” “You know, luv. Sperm, if you want to be all technical about it. He still had living sperm in his juice." Cat and Bones”

Ifs Knows Want Stills Cat Excuse Bones Juice Excuse Me Swimmer Cat And Bones

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“There were words for what he meant to me, but if I studied every language ever spoken for the next thousand years, I still wouldn’t find enough of them to describe it.”

Ifs Years Stills Enough Next Language Thousand Thousand Years

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“Your mum pounced on her and started sucking away. Would’ve been arousing if not for all the screaming.” “Ian,” Bones drew out warningly. He grinned. “You’re right. I was aroused anyway.”

Ifs Bones Mum Your Mum

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“This isn’t the first time I’ve faced death, and I don’t intend for it to be the last,” I said, repeating the same words he’d told me before fighting in that fateful duel. “I’ve chosen to live a dangerous life, but it’s who I am, and that wouldn’t change even if we’d never met.”

Ifs Firsts Said Lasts Fighting Dangerous Mets First Time Who I Am Chosen

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“"Catherine." she paused. I waited, tapping my finger on my desk. Then she spoke words that had me almost falling out of my chair. "I've decided to come to your wedding." I actually glanced at my phone again to see if I'd been mistaken and it was someone else who'd called me. "Are you drunk?" I got out when I could speak. She signed. "I wish you wouldn't marry that vampire, but I'm tired of him coming between us." Aliens replaced her with a pod person, I found myself thinking. That's the only explanation”

Ifs Thinking Persons Fall Found Speak Wish Decided Tired Fingers Phones Drunk Vampire Aliens Explanation Chairs Spokes Desks Replaced Mistaken Wish You I'm Tired Tapping

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“Now that was informative" were her first words. "Catherine, you never told me that no matter how many times you sliced something off a vampire, it grew back" Charming, "Guess I don't have to ask if you had a nice time.”

Ifs Firsts Matter Asks Nice Grew Vampire Charming Informative Nice Time

Book:At Grave's End: A Night Huntress Novel

Source: At Grave's End: A Night Huntress Novel

“The sheer splendor of the sight made my chest tighten and tears sting my eyes. All the darkness lately made it easy to forget the world contained more than people trying to hurt other people. It had beauty, too, if you knew where to look--and remembered to open your eyes.”

People Ifs World Trying Looks Made Eye Easy Hurt Forget Darkness Tears Sight Made It Remembered Chests Sheer Splendor Forget The World

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“He started to smile. “Are you waving the white flag?” “Not so fast. I’m saying we can take things slow. See if it blows up in our faces. I ’m not saying declare eternal love for each other while I fall back with my legs open.”

Ifs Faces Fall White Eternal Blow Legs Flags Fall Back Eternal Love White Flag

Book:One Foot in the Grave: A Night Huntress Novel

Source: One Foot in the Grave: A Night Huntress Novel

“If anyone other than you had me fly halfway around the world just to keep me waiting while you were obviously lingering in bed, I’d have my driver run them over. Twice.”

Ifs World Running Waiting Bed Around The World Drivers Halfway Lingering

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“You'll always love him" he said, as if he'd read her mind. "That doesn't die just because he did, or because you now love me. Your love for him is part of who you are. It's a beautiful part, Denise. Don't be sad of it, and I will never be jealous of it". Denise's eyes overflowed again. Spade was right.”

Ifs Mind Said Eye Beautiful Dies Who You Are Jealous Spades Being Jealous Don't Be Sad

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“Cat, you asked me before to find out if those dream -suppression pills had any side effects. I’ve checked with Pathology, and they said you might experience depression, mood swings, irritability, paranoia, and chronic fatigue. Have you noticed any of that?”

Ifs Said Dream Might Sides Effects Cat Mood Swings They Said Pills Fatigue Paranoia Suppression Side Effects Pathology Chronic Fatigue Mood Swing

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“If these were my last moments on earth, I’d spend them fighting to save him with everything I had. If our roles were reversed, I knew he’d do the same".”

Ifs Moments Earth Lasts Fighting Roles

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“Maybe some hidden, fragmented part of me had feared that if I admitted to Bones how much he truly meant to me, then I'd be acknowledging to myself that he had the power to destroy me more thoroughly than anyone, even Apollyon or the vampire council, could. All the rest of the world could only kill or devastate my mind and body. Bones alone held the power to demolish my soul.”

Ifs World Mind Soul Body Bones My Soul Vampire Council Mind And Body Fragmented Demolish

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“That one tickled. If electrocution is your way of flirting, I commend you on your originality.”

Ifs Way Originality Flirting

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“If anyone's under a spell, Justina, it's me. Your daughter put one on me five years ago, and I haven't broken free of it yet. Oh, and you'll be delighted to know, we've decided to resume our relationship. Don't bother with congratulations—trust me, your expression is congratulations enough.”

Source: One Foot in the Grave: A Night Huntress Novel

“I'm attracted to a lot of hot guys. If Chris Hemsworth were here, I'd light him up like a firecracker with how fast I'd jump on him.”

Ifs Light Guy Hot Firecracker Hot Guy

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“Good. If you checked your e-mail every five minutes, or keep texting and Tweeting in the middle of our conversation, I might snap your neck out of sheer principle.”

Ifs Might Principles Five Middle Minutes Conversation Necks Mail Sheer Five Minutes Snaps Texting

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“I stretched out my hands as if to ward him off. “Not yet. I want to know what your end game is first.” Another flash of teeth, this time showing his fangs. “To have you screaming my name within the hour.”

Ifs Knows Want Firsts Ends Hands Games Names Hours Teeth Flash Fangs

Author:Jeaniene Frost

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Born: June 13, 1974
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