“And lo, at the moment when she needed it most, she found the force within her. She didn't find it in time to avoid having her head bitten off, but she sure did die enlightened.” HumorFunnyForceEnlightenedDieGoreFemale Hero Book:There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord Source: There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
“Burn the witch!” will always be a simpler option than, “Raise a very, very large army, cross the abysmal hells cape, battle an op- posing very, very large army, and try to figure out some way to kill the Dark Lord!” And it’s significantly more efficient to chant, as well.” HumorDark HumorWitch HuntDark LordHumorous Fantasy Book:There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord Source: There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
“It’s a little-known fact, but Unicorns are something like 20% paint, and their horns are stolen exclusively from endangered species.” HumorMythsUnicornsFantasy Humor Book:There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord Source: There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord