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Jen Kirkman is an American comedian known for her unique humor style and self-deprecating wit. Born on August 28, 1974, she has made a name for herself in the comedy scene since the early 2000s. Kirkman is recognized for her work in television shows, web series, and books, which often delve into personal experiences, gender, and interpersonal relationships.

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“My nana was always a widow as long as I was alive; my grandfather died before I was born. All the women on my street - there were four houses in a row with all old women who lived alone who were widowed. They all had kids, but they were all widowed. My mom didn't put me in preschool; I didn't know that was a thing. I just hung out with these women all day.”

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“It's much easier to make jokes about not having kids.”

Kids Easier Jokes Having Kids

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“Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that's a new aspect to the material. Not just that I don't want to have kids, it's that I'm having a hard time relating to people I know.”

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“I wonder if that's the difference between fathers and mothers. I'm friends with people who have kids that are like 5 and under, and they're still in that intense mother-bonding phase. It might just be that. Because the dads haven't changed.”

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“I don't want to have kids and so I am not going to have kids. People who want kids are going to have kids. I'm doing what I want to do and people who want kids are doing what they want to do. What about this scenario makes me selfish?”

People Want Kids Selfish Scenarios

Book:I Can Barely Take Care of Myself: Tales From a Happy Life Without Kids

Source: I Can Barely Take Care of Myself: Tales From a Happy Life Without Kids

“I'm sure kids had masturbated by sixth grade. I had for sure.”

Kids Grades Sixth Grade

Author:Jen Kirkman

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Born: August 28, 1974
Known for: Comedian
Quotes: 113

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