“You can't all of a sudden go to sleep one night and wake up Martha Stewart. It's bit by bit by bit.” NightBitsSleepWake UpOne NightGoing To Sleep Author:Jen Lancaster
“The living room is a monument to my impulsive spending habits. I've got more than two hundred DVDs, including cinematic greats such as Monkey Bone, Corkey Romano, and A Night at the Roxbury, leading me to believe not only do I have awful taste in films, but I also have a Chris Kattan fixation. What I don't have is $4000 earing intrest in a money market account.” BelieveTwoFilmNightRoomsHabitTasteHundredAccountsIncludingBonesSpendingAwfulMonkeysMonumentLiving RoomLeading MeDvdsCinematicImpulsiveFixation Author:Jen Lancaster
“Over the summer we chatted one night while Angie stripped a bed, changed wet sheets, comforted and repajamaed a toddler, and chased down a car of speeding teenagers while shaking a brick at them, never once interrupting the conversation or setting down her margarita. The only reason this woman isn't president of General Motors is because she's chosen not to be.” ReasonNightPresidentCarChangedBedConversationSummerSettingChosenSettingsTeenagerWetSheetsBricksMotorShakingOne NightToddlerSpeedingInterruptingGeneral MotorsMargarita Author:Jen Lancaster
