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Jen Lancaster, born on November 5, 1967, is an American author known for her humorous approach to personal life and social phenomena. Her works, often in the form of memoirs, have gained popularity among readers.

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“You can't all of a sudden go to sleep one night and wake up Martha Stewart. It's bit by bit by bit.”

Night Bits Sleep Wake Up One Night Going To Sleep

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“I never sleep on the plane. I have to be awake and using my mind power to keep it in the air”

Mind Sleep Air Planes Awake Power Of The Mind Never Sleep

Book:My Fair Lazy: One Reality Television Addict's Attempt to Discover If Not Being A Dumb Ass Is t he New Black; Or, A Culture-Up Manifesto

Source: My Fair Lazy: One Reality Television Addict's Attempt to Discover If Not Being A Dumb Ass Is t he New Black; Or, A Culture-Up Manifesto

“Really? If I could hate my trainer? That would be ideal. I'd prefer to despise this person with the fire of ten thousand suns. So when I walk - nay, crawl - out of here at the end of my workouts, I want to lull myself to sleep by picturing my very talented and inspirational trainer getting hit by a bus. A bus that I am driving.”

Source: Bright Lights, Big Ass: A Self-Indulgent, Surly, Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide to Why it Often Sucks in the City, or Who are These Idiots and Why Do They All Live Next Door to Me?