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“Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding”

Humor Funny Girls

Book:Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

Source: Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

“let’s face it: Most girls are annoying. I mean, most humans are annoying, so it’s not specific to girls. Also, I don’t really mean “annoying.” I guess I mean that most humans like to try to fuck up your plans.”

Humans Humor Girls

Book:Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

Source: Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

“Greg: Scott, great horde. My realization was that I could never *actually* live a life where I had to be constantly doing things like praising a dude's horde. So that made me feel better about myself.”

Life Funny Friends Game Gaming Horde Dnd

Book:Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

Source: Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

“He was especially excited about Aguirre, the Wrath of God. "Look at this crazy dude," he yelled, point at Klaus Kinski, who on the cover is wearing a Viking helmet and looks like a psychopath. So--with Dad's permission--we put the film in and watched it. This would turn out to be the single most important thing ever to happen in our lives.”

Humor Ya Movies

Book:Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

Source: Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

“The young nihilists," Dad called us. "What are nihilists?" "Nihilists believe that nothing has any meaning. They believe in nothing." "Yeah," said Earl. "I'm a nihilist." "Me, too," I said. "Good for you," Dad said, grinning. Then he stopped grinning and said, "Don't tell your mom.”

Book:Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

Source: Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

“We loved it. We loved how slow it was. We love that it took forever. Actually, we never wanted it to end. We loved the jungle, the rafts, the ridiculous armor and helmets. . .I think most of all we loved that it didn't have a happy ending for anyone. The whole time we were sort of expecting that someone would survive because that's how stories work: Even if everything is a total disaster, someone lives to tell the tale. But not with Aguirre, the Wrath of God. Hell no. Everyone dies. That's awesome.”

Humor Ya Movies

Book:Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

Source: Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

“This book probably makes it seem like I hate myself and everything I do. But that's not totally true. I mostly just hate every person I've ever been. I'm actually fine with myself right now.”

Book:Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

Source: Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

“Well, Greg, I think that it just means that even after somebody dies, you can... you can still keep learning about them, you know, their life. It can keep unfolding itself to you just as long... just as long as you pay attention to it.”

Book:Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

Source: Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

“It is a universally acknowledged truth that high school sucks. In fact, high school is where we are first introduced to the basic existential question of life: How is it possible to exist in a place that sucks so bad?”

Book:Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

Source: Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

“So in order to understand everything that happened, you have to start from the premise that high school sucks. Do you accept that premise? Of course you do. It is a universally acknowledged truth that high school sucks. In fact, high school is the where we are first introduced to the basic existential question of life: How is it possible to exist in a place that sucks so bad?”

Book:Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

Source: Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

“If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.”

Book:Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

Source: Me and Earl and the Dying Girl