“Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding” HumorFunnyGirls Book:Me and Earl and the Dying Girl Source: Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
“let’s face it: Most girls are annoying. I mean, most humans are annoying, so it’s not specific to girls. Also, I don’t really mean “annoying.” I guess I mean that most humans like to try to fuck up your plans.” HumansHumorGirls Book:Me and Earl and the Dying Girl Source: Me and Earl and the Dying Girl