“I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.” MenLoveCareSpaceJudgingUmbrellaFunny Love Author:Jimmy Cannon
“I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me.” MenTryingGuyWorkLazySuspectsLunchImpressSandwichesLazy Man Book:Who struck John? Source: Who struck John?
“Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler.” MenWomenBuyingEmbarrassedDopePajamasPeddler Author:Jimmy Cannon
