Who struck John?
A source page for quotes linked to Jimmy Cannon.
“Ballplayers who are first to the dining room are usually last in batting averages.”
“A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.”
“Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.”
“I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.”
“A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong”
“Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime”