“I'm not really a churchy person, although I do think Jesus was a good bloke.”
“I'm not really a churchy person, although I do think Jesus was a good bloke.”
“Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them.”
“I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person.”
“What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon?”