“Every life, even the best ones, ends in sadness. Books hold out hope that things may end otherwise.” MayBookEndsSadness Author:Joe Queenan
“Saddling another person with a book he did not ask for has always seemed to me like a huge psychological imposition, like forcing someone to eat a chicken biryani without so much as inquiring whether they like cilantro.” PersonsBookAsksHugePsychologicalChickensImpositionInquiring Author:Joe Queenan
“Because to the poor, books are not diversions. Book are siege weapons.” BookPoorWeaponsDiversionSiege Author:Joe Queenan
“People who prefer e-books...think that books merely take up space. This is true, but so do your children and Prague and the Sistine Chapel.” PeopleThinkingChildrenBookSpaceYour ChildrenChapelPragueSistine Chapel Author:Joe Queenan
“Electronic books are ideal for people who value the information contained in them, or who have vision problems, or who like to read on the subway, or who do not want other people to see how they are amusing themselves, or who have storage and clutter issues, but they are useless for people who are engaged in an intense, lifelong love affair with books. Books that we can touch; books that we can smell; books that we can depend on.” PeopleWantLoveBookProblemAgeValuesVisionIssuesInformationDependsIdealsAffairSmellIntenseUselessEngagedLifelongAmusingLove AffairSubwayClutterStorageLifelong Love Author:Joe Queenan
“If you have read 6,000 books in your lifetime, or even 600, it's probably because at some level you find 'reality' a bit of a disappointment.” IfsBookRealityBitsLevelsLifetimeDisappointment Author:Joe Queenan
“My books have been part of my life forever. They have been good soldiers, boon companions. Every book has survived numerous purges over the years; each book has repeatedly been called onto the carpet and asked to explain itself. I own no book that has not fought the good fight, taken on all comers, and earned the right to remain. If a book is there, it is there for a reason.” IfsYearsHas BeensBookReasonFightingForeverTakenSoldierCompanionSurvivedCarpetBoonGood FightGood Soldiers Author:Joe Queenan
“Lending books to other people is merely a shrewd form of housecleaning.” PeopleBookFormLending Author:Joe Queenan
“Book lovers are engaged with writers in a private communion that occurs in some vaporous cenacle of the mind.” MindBookLoversEngagedCommunionBook Lover Author:Joe Queenan
“The world is changing, but I am not changing with it. There is no e-reader or Kindle in my future. My philosophy is simple: Certain things are perfect the way they are. The sky, the Pacific Ocean, procreation and the Goldberg Variations all fit this bill, and so do books. Books are sublimely visceral, emotionally evocative objects that constitute a perfect delivery systemBooks that we can touch; books that we can smell; books that we can depend on. Books that make us believe, for however short a time, that we shall all live happily ever after.” WorldWayBelieveBookPhilosophyCertainSimplePerfectSkyObjectsDependsReaderFitOceanBillsSmellVariationMy FutureDeliveryPacificHappily Ever AfterEver AfterKindlesVisceralProcreationPacific Ocean Author:Joe Queenan
“People who need to possess the physical copy of a book, and not merely an electronic version, are in some sense mysteics. We believe that the objects themselves are sacred, not just the stories they tell. We believe that books possess the power to transubstantiate, to turn darkness into light, to make being out of nothingness.” PeopleNeedsBelieveBookStoriesLightTurnsDarknessObjectsSacredVersionsCopiesNothingness Author:Joe Queenan
“Books did not need to be beautiful back in the Fifties, because nothing else was beautiful back then. Books were simply there: you read them because they were diverting or illuminating or in some way useful but not because the books themselves were aesthetically appealing.” WayNeedsBookBeautifulIlluminating Author:Joe Queenan
