“There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god.” FunnyScienceFireFlyingInventionInsultComebackGreat Inventions Author:John B. S. Haldane
“Einstein - the greatest Jew since Jesus. I have no doubt that Einstein's name will still be remembered and revered when Lloyd George, Foch and William Hohenzollern share with Charlie Chaplin that ineluctable oblivion which awaits the uncreative mind.” MindStillsScienceJesusNamesDoubtShareJewRememberedNo DoubtOblivionCharlieCreative MindChaplin Author:John B. S. Haldane
“Shelley and Keats were the last English poets who were at all up to date in their chemical knowledge.” LastsSciencePoetChemicalsUp To DateShelley Author:John B. S. Haldane
“An attempt to study the evolution of living organisms without reference to cytology would be as futile as an account of stellar evolution which ignored spectroscopy.” Would BeScienceStarsStudyEvolutionAccountsOrganismsIgnoredLiving OrganismsStellarSpectroscopy Author:John B. S. Haldane
“I am quite sure that our views on evolution would be very different had biologists studied genetics and natural selection before and not after most of them were convinced that evolution had occurred.” DifferentWould BeScienceNaturalViewsEvolutionConvincedSelectionGeneticsNatural SelectionBiologist Author:John B. S. Haldane
“The advance of scientific knowledge does not seem to make either our universe or our inner life in it any less mysterious.” KnowsDoeSeemsScienceUniverseKnowledgeMysteryMysteriousInner LifeScientific Knowledge Author:John B. S. Haldane
“The conclusion forced upon me in the course of a life devoted to natural science is that the universe as it is assumed to be in physical science is only an idealized world, while the real universe is the spiritual universe in which spiritual values count for everything.” WorldRealSpiritualScienceValuesUniverseCoursesNaturalConclusionDevotedScience And ReligionNatural SciencePhysical ScienceSpiritual Values Author:John B. S. Haldane
“It was a reaction from the old idea of "protoplasm", a name which was a mere repository of ignorance.” IdeasScienceNamesIgnoranceMereReactionsIgnorantNomenclatureOld Ideas Author:John B. S. Haldane
“If materialism is true, it seems to me that we cannot know that it is true. If my opinions are the result of the chemical processes going on in my brain, they are determined by the laws of chemistry, not those of logic.” IfsKnowsSeemsLawScienceProcessResultsBrainOpinionLogicDeterminedMaterialismChemistryChemicals Author:John B. S. Haldane
“Science affects the average man and woman in two ways already. He or she benefits by its application driving a motor-car or omnibus instead of a horse-drawn vehicle, being treated for disease by a doctor or surgeon rather than a witch, and being killed with an automatic pistol or shell in place of a dagger or a battle-axe.” MenWayTwoScienceCarBattleDiseaseBenefitsMen And WomenDoctorsAccountsHorseAverageDrivingTreatedWitchApplicationVehicleShellsMotorTwo WaysSurgeonsPistolsAverage ManDaggersMotor Cars Author:John B. S. Haldane
“I have tried to show why I believe that the biologist is the most romantic figure on earth at the present day. At first sight he seems to be just a poor little scrubby underpaid man, groping blindly amid the mazes of the ultra-microscopic, engaging in bitter and lifelong quarrels over the nephridia of flatworms, waking perhaps one morning to find that someone whose name he has never heard has demolished by a few crucial experiments the work which he had hoped would render him immortal.” MenFirstsBelieveLittlesShowsSeemsEarthScienceNamesI BelievePoorMorningHeardFiguresSightExperimentsBitterImmortalCrucialWakingEngagingQuarrelsLifelongPresent DayMazesMicroscopesBiologistMost RomanticUltrasUnderpaid Author:John B. S. Haldane
“My final word, before I'm done, Is "Cancer can be rather fun"- Provided one confronts the tumour with a sufficient sense of humour. I know that cancer often kills, But so do cars and sleeping pills; And it can hurt till one sweats, So can bad teeth and unpaid debts. A spot of laughter, I am sure, Often accelerates one's cure; So let us patients do our bit To help the surgeons make us fit.” KnowsDoneHelpingScienceFunBitsHurtSleepCarHumourFitLaughterPatientFinalsCancerDebtTeethCuresSpotsSufficientSweatPillsSurgeonsAccelerateFinal WordsSleeping Pills Author:John B. S. Haldane
“Man armed with science is like a baby with a box of matches.” MenScienceBabyBoxes Author:John B. S. Haldane
“A discussion between Haldane and a friend began to take a predictable turn. The friend said with a sigh, 'It's no use going on. I know what you will say next, and I know what you will do next.' The distinguished scientist promptly sat down on the floor, turned two back somersaults, and returned to his seat. 'There,' he said with a smile. 'That's to prove that you're not always right.'” KnowsSaidTwoUseScienceTurnsNextProveScientistDiscussionSatSeatsSighDistinguishedPredictable Author:John B. S. Haldane
