“[Mayor Dana] I don't know a lot of things. I do know there will always be problems for Night Vale. There are so many. Usually they pass. Often they kill many people, but what are people but deaths that haven't happened yet? [Jackie] Births that already happened?” Life And DeathDeath And DyingWelcome To Night ValeNight Vale Author:joseph fink, jeffrey cranor
“remember that misuse of language can lead to miscommunication, and that miscommunication leads to everything that has ever happened in the whole of the world” LanguageMiscommunicationWelcome To Night Vale Author:joseph fink, jeffrey cranor
“Fine!" she shouted at it. "Okay!" shouted a man in a nearby booth at a stain on his tie. In the kitchen, another man, in a floral apron and a hairnet, nodded at a tub of soaking dishes "Yep," he said. People often found themselves assenting to inanimate objects in the Moonlight All-Nite.” HumorFunnyRandomWtnvWelcome To Night Vale Author:joseph fink, jeffrey cranor