K.M. Mayville Quotes

“It wasn’t often they surprised each other, but when it happened, it sent a little thrill of passion through her. Two-thousand years and he still managed to be the best thing to have ever happened to her. He simply asked for her best in return.”

Love Passion Couple Lovers Vampires Immortals

Book:Vertus State

Source: Vertus State

“Jane!” The faux prophetess called out, “I shall have my revenge!” “There’s a queue, Darling Elli. Mind the numbers being called.”

Humor Evil Revenge Fake Jane Queue Prophetess Lich

Book:Jane the Lich

Source: Jane the Lich

“I suppose we are indeed a community; a collection of ice revenants, draugr kings, daemonprinces, and dragon lords… in a beautiful concert with one another when we’re not feuding over scraps at the dinner table. Heroes, eat your hearts out.”

Humor Heroes Villains Tropes Daemon Dragon Lord Draugr Liches

Book:Jane the Lich

Source: Jane the Lich

“If the gods are so intent on having some random yokel do their dirty work for them, the least they can do is leave behind more than the vague notion of Save the world at all costs, Joe. Because Joe is going to fuck it up. Joes always do.”

Humor Fantasy Heroes Prophecy Gods Tropes Joes

Book:Jane the Lich

Source: Jane the Lich

“All dead fathers seem to have been good men.”

Men Humor Good Parents Dead Fathers Emil

Book:The Glass Cloister

Source: The Glass Cloister

“Yeah, I tried the whole conform to society thing once, and now I’m living in a mime’s worst nightmare. Lessons were learned.”

Humor Society Conform Antagonist Glass Emil Mimes

Book:The Glass Cloister

Source: The Glass Cloister

“A man who recognizes his place is to be rewarded." "And a woman who spurns hers is to be feared.”

Humor Cult Gender Roles Roles In Life Hobs Sybille

Book:A Cult of Questionable Motives

Source: A Cult of Questionable Motives

“Sorry, D'on didn't mention a dress code. Is a duster too revealing?”

Humor Clothes Revealing Detectives Hobs Dusters

Book:A Cult of Questionable Motives

Source: A Cult of Questionable Motives

“Ginny's martinis were technically perfect, like a meal served out of a box, balanced in taste and strength. Marino's angry martinis were dangerous coz they were mostly vermouth and tasted like a meal crafted out of marital resentment.”

Humor Drinking Cult Vincent Martinis Hobs Describing Partners

Book:A Cult of Questionable Motives

Source: A Cult of Questionable Motives

“I wasn't used to seeing a lone wolf. I could've sword the FBI sent them out in identical pairs. This one even have that generic look about him, like God had rolled a lot of him off a belt thirty years ago, got 'em to quality control, gave 'em one good once over and said, 'Eh, good enough for government work.”

God Agents Fbi Generic Making Government Work Hobs Roll Out

Book:A Cult of Questionable Motives

Source: A Cult of Questionable Motives

“Maybe by making up his own history, he could make the tragedy of it all make sense. Maybe he could write reason into it.”

Love Life History Tragedy Vampires Make Believe Misha Vassal State

Book:Vertus State

Source: Vertus State

“You make war a jest... and send our son as its punchline.”

War Jokes Bitterness Vampires Jest Pacifism Misha Vassal State

Book:Vertus State

Source: Vertus State

“I trust you won’t make a run for it as long as I’m here.” Emil laughed. “Is that what they told you when they assigned you as my handler? That I’m docile and friendly? That I’m cooperative and pleasant to be around? That if I wanted you dead, you’d already be dead? That’s a little too much faith put in government employees, if you ask me.”

Government Funny Magic Science Fiction Prison Dystopian Mages

Book:The Glass Cloister

Source: The Glass Cloister

“The real world is a lot less scary when it makes sense.”

Reality Scary The World

Book:A Cult of Questionable Motives

Source: A Cult of Questionable Motives

“Maybe peace is just moments… Maybe peace is just a second or an eon or a decade or a day. War is… the same, I think.”

War Moments Peace Paranormal Vampires Misha Vassal State

Book:Vertus State

Source: Vertus State

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