“What are you doing to that food?” he snaps. “Um… enjoying it?” “You sound like you’re mating with it.” HumorFunnyFoodHumourRomantasy Book:To Kill a Prince Source: To Kill a Prince
“I’m Nicodemus Nightshade,” he said, dipping into a bow. “Is that your real name?” “Nicodemus is, from what I remember. Nightshade I chose because… well.” He did a twirl. “What else was I going to be? Doesn’t it make me sound intimidating?” “You just did a twirl.” “An *intimidating* twirl.” HumorFunnyHumourVillainBanterA Sword S Promise Book:A Shadow's Vow Source: A Shadow's Vow