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“The world wants girls to be pretty and polite,’ Mo says. ‘And careful and deferential and selfless. You can’t be any of those things onstage. The world is a better place when you’re onstage.”

Independence Individuality Girl Power

Book:This Will Be Funny Someday

Source: This Will Be Funny Someday

“I know why this is Lucy's favorite song. Lucy believes in a world that's fair. As she recites, clear and crisp, I realize I believe in that world, too. I just don't believe in a god who will create it for us. I think we'll have to do it on our own.”

World Believe God Faith Bible Catholic Atheist Create Fair Heretics Anonymous

Book:Heretics Anonymous

Source: Heretics Anonymous

“I believe in love. I believe in the love Lucy shows me, the kind I'll try hard to give back to her in full. I believe in things I can't put into words, but things I know to be true. I believe in us. I believe in this. Amen.”

Love Believe God Faith Church Relationship Return Amen Heretics Anonymous

Book:Heretics Anonymous

Source: Heretics Anonymous

“It's theology. Were you expecting sex, drugs, and rock and roll?" "One out of the three would be nice.”

Humor Funny Sex Comedy Theology Rock And Roll Drugs Joke Heretics Anonymous

Book:Heretics Anonymous

Source: Heretics Anonymous

“I believe in God because I believe in what I feel. And when I'm in church or praying, I feel loved. I feel safe. I feel like someone knows me.”

Love God Belief Church Known Safe Pray Feel Heretics Anonymous

Book:Heretics Anonymous

Source: Heretics Anonymous

“They were meant to carry you. Not just when it’s convenient. Not just when you were small. For your entire life. You were brought into the world to be loved, and guided, and carried. That’s the deal they made, the day you were born.”

Parents Doomsday Katie Henry

Book:Let's Call It a Doomsday

Source: Let's Call It a Doomsday

“My personal motto has always been if you've already dug yourself a hole too deep to climb out of, you may as well keep digging.”

Humor Funny Comedy Deep Motto Hole Heretics Anonymous Climb Out

Book:Heretics Anonymous

Source: Heretics Anonymous

“I'd offer up my house, except Dad has been home nearly every night for the past week and won't be traveling again until after New Year's. Apparently, the Belgians take Christmas seriously.”

Christmas Belgium Belgian

Book:Heretics Anonymous

Source: Heretics Anonymous

“[...] the existence of the almighty is largely irrelevant, Because regardless of who is maker of heaven and earth, It is our duty to care for all of creation, both visible and invisible.”

Spiritual Antireligion

Book:Heretics Anonymous

Source: Heretics Anonymous

“Same idea!" he says. "I'm Jewish because everyone before me was, and you're Catholic because Spanish assholes forcibly converted your ancestors. How's that a choice?”

Book:Heretics Anonymous

Source: Heretics Anonymous

“you are biologically incapable of being funny”

Funny Standup Comedy

Book:This Will Be Funny Someday

Source: This Will Be Funny Someday