“I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.” KnowsMindLongTwoGuySeeingKissingCleanTwo GuysKissing YouClean Shaven Author:Kevin Nealon
“When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'” LongHas BeensShowsRememberNightLosesFansGainsSaturdaySaturday NightSaturday Night Live Author:Kevin Nealon
“When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.” LongTogetherHoursMaterialsLong Time Author:Kevin Nealon