“I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a heavyset girl... I took her out on one date. We went out for dinner and a movie and a dinner.” FirstsKindSchoolRememberGirlNamesHigh SchoolDatingDinnerFirst DateFunny DatingDinner And A Movie Author:Kevin Nealon
“Any time you do an Adam Sandler film, it's kind of like a boys' club, because you're hanging out and there are guitars around, and basketballs and footballs and electric bikes and scooters and different people dropping by.” PeopleKindDifferentFilmBoysFootballBasketballGuitarClubsHanging OutAdamElectricBikeDifferent PeoplesDroppingScooters Author:Kevin Nealon
“It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional.” KindSeemsSitcom Author:Kevin Nealon
“What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing.” KindStillsSeemsWantedUsedGuyHouseWatchesHappenedTypeSingingCoffeeSingersGet UpIntimateNervesSongwritersRevealingSinger SongwritersCrosbyCoffee Houses Author:Kevin Nealon
“Me and Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel and Dana Carvey wrote a script called 'Hans and Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma,' and it was going to be co-produced with Arnold Schwarzenegger, and he was going to co-star in it. We had a deal with Sony, we got paid to write it, and it was a musical, but it never got made because...I think Arnold kind of backed out at the last minute because he was getting cold feet because ;The Last Action Hero' had come out, where he was parodying himself. But it was a really funny script, and I wish it could've seen the light, because I think it would've done really well.” ThinkingWritingWellsKindMadeDoneLightActionLastsWishStarsDealsFeetMinutesColdHeroPaidMusicalScriptsDilemmaLast MinuteSchwarzeneggerSonyConanAction HeroesCold FeetConan O Brien Author:Kevin Nealon
“The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining.” ThinkingKnowsKindLittlesEndsProductsEntertainingFunny ThingsShorts Author:Kevin Nealon
“As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.” KindLittlesBitsLittle BitMusicianComedianBlues Music Author:Kevin Nealon
“It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you.” PeopleKindStillsCharacterFunLike You Author:Kevin Nealon
