“I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.” KnowsMindLongTwoGuySeeingKissingCleanTwo GuysKissing YouClean Shaven Author:Kevin Nealon
“A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!'” PeopleIfsKnowsLittlesWholeJobsGenerationsStreetsTaxesAppreciateStatementsHeyWorking ItWeedKnow MeEmbarrassingUp To YouAccountantsGreat JobSnl Author:Kevin Nealon
“It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them forward.” KnowsFallCausesToughStartingTonightFalling ApartGetting OldGetting OlderGumCombs Author:Kevin Nealon
“The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining.” ThinkingKnowsKindLittlesEndsProductsEntertainingFunny ThingsShorts Author:Kevin Nealon