“I played a security guard, and I think it was in the State Department. This was my first acting role, really, and I remember rehearsing it on the couch with my girlfriend at the time. I had a real problem with saying the word "incendiary." Most of my rehearsal was spent on pronouncing the word "incendiary."” ThinkingFirstsRealStatesProblemRememberActingRolesSecurityGirlfriendDepartmentRehearsalCouchesMy GirlfriendReal ProblemsRehearsingSecurity Guards Author:Kevin Nealon
“Roxanne came along in '86, when I was doing a lot of stand-up. I auditioned for the movie, and of course I was a huge Steve Martin fan, so I really hoped I would get this part. I don't think there was any part in particular that I auditioned for. I just went in and talked with them. There were so many parts in there, and so many comedians ended up getting in that movie, playing different firemen and townspeople.” ThinkingDifferentCoursesFansParticularHugeComedianFireman Author:Kevin Nealon
“I think Little Nicky was a divergence from the films Adam Sandler was used to doing, and he was taking a risk. I admire him for doing that.” ThinkingLittlesFilmUsedRiskAdmireAdamDivergence Author:Kevin Nealon
“I was never really an impressionist. If there was somebody within my range, maybe I could work on it and do a little exaggeration of them - which I think is really the way to do an impression.” IfsThinkingWayLittlesImpressionRangeExaggerationImpressionists Author:Kevin Nealon
“I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage.” ThinkingEnoughJobsMarketingMailPostage Author:Kevin Nealon
“Me and Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel and Dana Carvey wrote a script called 'Hans and Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma,' and it was going to be co-produced with Arnold Schwarzenegger, and he was going to co-star in it. We had a deal with Sony, we got paid to write it, and it was a musical, but it never got made because...I think Arnold kind of backed out at the last minute because he was getting cold feet because ;The Last Action Hero' had come out, where he was parodying himself. But it was a really funny script, and I wish it could've seen the light, because I think it would've done really well.” ThinkingWritingWellsKindMadeDoneLightActionLastsWishStarsDealsFeetMinutesColdHeroPaidMusicalScriptsDilemmaLast MinuteSchwarzeneggerSonyConanAction HeroesCold FeetConan O Brien Author:Kevin Nealon
“I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That's one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game.” PeopleThinkingReasonGamesWatchesAppreciateCleverEntertainingBowlsGarbageSuper BowlWade Author:Kevin Nealon
“I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.” ThinkingWayYearsKidsSpeakSevenNeighborhoodLos AngelesSeven YearsEducation SystemFluent Author:Kevin Nealon
“The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining.” ThinkingKnowsKindLittlesEndsProductsEntertainingFunny ThingsShorts Author:Kevin Nealon
