“If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.”
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Famous Kin Hubbard Quotes
“There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.”
“Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.”
“Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.”
“It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.”
“Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.”
“It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.”
“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”
“Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.”
“There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.”
“A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.”
“Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.”
“An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed”