“I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.”
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Famous Kin Hubbard Quotes
“If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.”
“Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.”
Source: The Best of Kin Hubbard: Abe Martin's Sayings and Wisecracks, Abe's Neighbors, His Almanack, Comic Drawings
“If at first you do succeed don't take any more chances.”
Source: Back Country Folks
“Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.”
Source: Abe Martin's Almanack
“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.”
“If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.”
“If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.”
“If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.”
“A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends.”
“Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.”
“Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.”
“Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.”
Source: New Sayings by Abe Martin and Velma's Vow: A Gripping Love Tale by Miss Fawn Lippincut ...