“I'm not offended by ham, you understand, I simply don't eat it. The only meat that *offends* me is kidney, and that's for aesthetic reasons.” HamThink Of EnglandDaniel Da Silva Author:KJ Charles
“He went through the bills with the jaundiced eye of a China trader, asking himself not whether he had been stolen from, but where the theft had occurred. If he couldn’t find it, that would suggest his factor back home in Shanghai was either cleverer or more honest than he had thought, and Crane didn’t think he was particularly honest.” HumorFunnyMoneyHumourThiefSmugglersKj Charles Author:KJ Charles