“I embrace my weirdness. Some people would rather conform and wear 'normal' like a costume on Halloween. I can't pretend that I'm one-dimensional. We're all weirdos that feel normal when we're grouped with our type of weird.” Self EsteemSelf AwarenessSelf ConfidenceSelf RealizationStrange ThingsWeirdnessHumor InspirationalWeird QuotesWeirdo Quotes Book:Butterflies Source: Butterflies
“The lemons life gave me are stored in a basket. Judgmental people provoke me to bake them into a whipped pie of sugary spite. I gladly serve it up to them...in an effort to silence their meringue pie hole from complaining.” InspirationalHumorLife LessonsLife QuotesLife PhilosophyHumorous QuotesJudging OthersSilence QuoteSatirical Humor Quotes Book:Butterflies Source: Butterflies
“When it comes to dating, I think you are suffering from anal glaucoma. You can’t see your ass with anyone.” HumorDating Book:Butterflies Source: Butterflies
“Being single has nothing to do with being alone; it’s a symptom of the situation.” LoveRelationshipsDating Book:Butterflies Source: Butterflies
“I know it sounds funny, but with billions of people on this planet, there’s no way that I lost my only chance at love. There has to be someone else, because there’s enough people on this planet to create more than one great love.” LoveInspirationalRelationshipsDatingDivorce Book:Butterflies Source: Butterflies
“Monogamy is not considered natural. Humans are designed to be promiscuous, but we choose to be faithful to our partners. It is a choice that is done out of true commitment... love.” LoveInspirationalRomanceRelationshipsSelf LoveDatingDivorce Book:Butterflies Source: Butterflies
“When I bake a cake, I can’t just stick it in a cold oven and expect it to become moist and fulfilling. I have to preheat the oven for at least fifteen minutes before the temperature is right. It helps make the cake bake evenly. My vagina is like that oven. It needs to be preheated before placing anything inside.” HumorSex Book:Butterflies Source: Butterflies