“The lemons life gave me are stored in a basket. Judgmental people provoke me to bake them into a whipped pie of sugary spite. I gladly serve it up to them...in an effort to silence their meringue pie hole from complaining.” InspirationalHumorLife LessonsLife QuotesLife PhilosophyHumorous QuotesJudging OthersSilence QuoteSatirical Humor Quotes Book:Butterflies Source: Butterflies
“When it comes to dating, I think you are suffering from anal glaucoma. You can’t see your ass with anyone.” HumorDating Book:Butterflies Source: Butterflies
“When I bake a cake, I can’t just stick it in a cold oven and expect it to become moist and fulfilling. I have to preheat the oven for at least fifteen minutes before the temperature is right. It helps make the cake bake evenly. My vagina is like that oven. It needs to be preheated before placing anything inside.” HumorSex Book:Butterflies Source: Butterflies