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“We all have that one friend you need to say ‘be nice’ to before you introduce them to someone. I’m that friend. -Audrey’s secret thoughts”

Friendship Friends Friend Quotes

Book:For the Love of Beard

Source: For the Love of Beard

“That was my go-to emotion lately. When I wanted to scream, I stayed silent. When I wanted to cry, hit something or complain, I stayed silent.”

Silence Cry Emotions Angry Silent Scream Complain

Book:The Beard Made Me Do It

Source: The Beard Made Me Do It

“When you’re a woman in a man’s world, then you can lecture me on how I should do my job. Until then, I have the vagina and you have the penis. You have the advantage. Always.”

Men Women Vaginas Mans World

Book:For the Love of Beard

Source: For the Love of Beard

“We want to be adults so bad, that one day we'll grow up and actually be them. And then wish we were kids again, because the adult life ain't no fucking joke." -Ridley's secret thoughts.”

Growing Up Adults Adulthood Adulting

Book:Dirty Mother

Source: Dirty Mother

“The only "B" word you should ever call a woman is beautiful. Why? Because bitches love to be called beautiful. - T-shirt.”

Beautiful Bitch Bitches

Book:Execution Style

Source: Execution Style

“Be a unicorn, not a twatapotamus.”

Be Yourself Unicorn Twatapotamus

Book:Mess Me Up

Source: Mess Me Up

“Adulthood is like looking both ways to cross a street only to get hit by a falling object. Unpredictable and headache inducing." - fact of life.”

Life Life Quotes Adulthood Adulting Adulthood Quotes

Book:Bad Apple

Source: Bad Apple

“Nothing compares to taking your bra off after a long day. -Things men will never know or understand”

Bras Things Men Don T Understand

Book:For the Love of Beard

Source: For the Love of Beard

“If it has tires or testicles, it's going to give you problems.”

Truth Problems Facts Of Life Testicles Life Problems Tires

Book:Rusty Nail

Source: Rusty Nail

“Once upon a time there was a twat. It was you. The end. -Meme”

Twat Twatwaffle

Book:Beard Up

Source: Beard Up

“I had the sense of direction of a lame duck that couldn’t follow the flock in front of him to get to where he needed to be.”

Ducks Directions Lame Duck Sense Of Direction

Book:For the Love of Beard

Source: For the Love of Beard

“I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my comforter up last night. If that doesn't accurately sum up my day, I don't know what does." - Apple to Ridley”

Sleep Punch Punch Myself

Book:Bad Apple

Source: Bad Apple

“I don’t have a sense of humor anymore. It’s literally just sarcasm and a general hate of the majority of the human population. -Fact of Life”

Hate Sarcasm Sense Of Humor Hate People

Book:For the Love of Beard

Source: For the Love of Beard

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