“We all have that one friend you need to say ‘be nice’ to before you introduce them to someone. I’m that friend. -Audrey’s secret thoughts” FriendshipFriendsFriend Quotes Book:For the Love of Beard Source: For the Love of Beard
“That was my go-to emotion lately. When I wanted to scream, I stayed silent. When I wanted to cry, hit something or complain, I stayed silent.” SilenceCryEmotionsAngrySilentScreamComplain Book:The Beard Made Me Do It Source: The Beard Made Me Do It
“When you’re a woman in a man’s world, then you can lecture me on how I should do my job. Until then, I have the vagina and you have the penis. You have the advantage. Always.” MenWomenVaginasMans World Book:For the Love of Beard Source: For the Love of Beard
“We want to be adults so bad, that one day we'll grow up and actually be them. And then wish we were kids again, because the adult life ain't no fucking joke." -Ridley's secret thoughts.” Growing UpAdultsAdulthoodAdulting Book:Dirty Mother Source: Dirty Mother
“The only "B" word you should ever call a woman is beautiful. Why? Because bitches love to be called beautiful. - T-shirt.” BeautifulBitchBitches Book:Execution Style Source: Execution Style
“Be a unicorn, not a twatapotamus.” Be YourselfUnicornTwatapotamus Book:Mess Me Up Source: Mess Me Up
“Adulthood is like looking both ways to cross a street only to get hit by a falling object. Unpredictable and headache inducing." - fact of life.” LifeLife QuotesAdulthoodAdultingAdulthood Quotes Book:Bad Apple Source: Bad Apple
“Nothing compares to taking your bra off after a long day. -Things men will never know or understand” BrasThings Men Don T Understand Book:For the Love of Beard Source: For the Love of Beard
“If it has tires or testicles, it's going to give you problems.” TruthProblemsFacts Of LifeTesticlesLife ProblemsTires Book:Rusty Nail Source: Rusty Nail
“Once upon a time there was a twat. It was you. The end. -Meme” TwatTwatwaffle Book:Beard Up Source: Beard Up
“I had the sense of direction of a lame duck that couldn’t follow the flock in front of him to get to where he needed to be.” DucksDirectionsLame DuckSense Of Direction Book:For the Love of Beard Source: For the Love of Beard
“I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my comforter up last night. If that doesn't accurately sum up my day, I don't know what does." - Apple to Ridley” SleepPunchPunch Myself Book:Bad Apple Source: Bad Apple
“I don’t have a sense of humor anymore. It’s literally just sarcasm and a general hate of the majority of the human population. -Fact of Life” HateSarcasmSense Of HumorHate People Book:For the Love of Beard Source: For the Love of Beard