“I was wrong. Now that I think about it, if I had said those words to a now-ex back in my twenties, I would probably be married right now.” HumorMarriageWrong Book:To Money and a TV Source: To Money and a TV
“When men cry, real men, we cry Man Tears. Those are tears made up of actual meat. We basically cry pork chops and steaks. Imagine a steak tearing its way out of your eye. It hurts like hell, which causes more tears. It's a vicious cycle” MenEmotionTearsMeatCryingHumorous Quotes Book:To Money and a TV Source: To Money and a TV
“When in doubt, watch Die Hard.” ComedyMovieDie Hard Book:To Money and a TV Source: To Money and a TV
“Did I just create Ben/Jason slash fiction? Do people care enough about me to even write Ben/Jason slash fiction? Do I get royalty checks for slash fiction? Probably not.” RomanceGayGay RomanceSlash Book:To Money and a TV Source: To Money and a TV