“It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'” IfsThinkingShouldYearsLove YouFairsKillingSarcasticNew YearValentineValentine's DayNew Years EveKilling YourselfFunny Valentines DayAnti Valentine Author:Laura Kightlinger
“I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?” IfsKnowsLooksFacesGuySexNumbersWhat IfHaving Sex Author:Laura Kightlinger
